Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Gingrich Hit With Glitter At Minneapolis Event

I don't quite have a format in mind yet, but this was too good to pass up as my first post here.

The sad thing is that Newt wants someone else to pay for this guy’s health insurance.

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I am not a Newt supporter, but why the heck does anyone want to run for political office?

The creep who did this should be sent to prison for 4 or 5 years. This could have easily been acid or some other toxic substance.

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Nothing is now illegal if Done-While-Democrat. Don’t you know that by now?

Instead of jail, this klown will get a book deal, and MSNBC contract, and an appearance on Oprah, where he will detail his great deed.

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How did he get in there with that? Nice security. I don’t care for Newt, but besides this being very silly there’s a safety factor there. No one checked what he was carrying in?

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silly... until you realize something might have been mixed in with the glitter

think anthrax

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Sounds like a hate crime. LEOs should arrest the perp, tazer him three or four times, shoot his dog if he has one, and the DA should charge him with half a dozen felonies.

3 comments:

  1. "This could have easily been acid or some other toxic substance."

    "silly... until you realize something might have been mixed in with the glitter. think anthrax"

    Yeah, but it easily could have been...puppies! Awww!

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  2. By the way, my verification word was "manthing." How apropos!

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  3. I also love the guy saying he should get 4 or 5 years. FOR GLITTER IN THE FIRST DEGREE.

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